Audition Advice...the Do Nots...

I'm compiling a list of things I've run across that you should just NOT do in an audition. Chances are, if it is listed here, I've seen it.

1. Do not pick music that is extremely complicated timing wise between pianist and vocalist. It doesn't matter how talented the both of you are, if it requires some work to put it together, it will not represent you well. Pick a different piece.

2. Do not make excuses for your voice. First off, who ever is in the audition room will be able to hear if there is an issue and will most likely ask. Really. I promise. Secondly, it makes you seem weak or cowardly. Just suck it up!

3. Do not talk incessantly and stall before you begin to sing. It just raises your anxiety level and it tells everyone in the room you are not confident. Not the ideal impression to be giving.

4. If you know someone in the audition room, remember they are doing their job. If they want to bring it to a familiar level, let them do it. Not you.

5. Do not pick music that is not similar to the show. We don't need to hear you belt if we are doing Rodgers & Hammerstein nor do we want to hear a pretty ballad if we're doing Chicago. Sorry.

6. Make sure your papers are in order. This includes any music you are handing to anyone. No accompanist wants to turn to page two and find page three upside down in front of them.

7. Do not read over the accompanist's shoulder if it is your audition piece. You should have it memorized, or at the very least, have your own copy.

8. (From Peg) Don't bring the vocal line from a chorus book (or worse, a lyric sheet for your song) and give it to the accompanist as though she'll be able to magically pull the piano part out of thin air.